Artificial intelligence. Minus the intelligence.
While everyone else races toward artificial intelligence, we're proudly sprinting in the opposite direction.
Meet the tools 🎲 Surprise me Get the badgeThe world's first collection of AI tools that are impressively unreliable, confidently incorrect, and spectacularly useless. All 22 are fully functional. 'Functional' though is a strong word.
Get praised for everything you enter. Errors are just alternate spellings.
Try it →Ask it anything. Get philosophical questions about the nature of existence back.
Try it →Do you procrastinate? Our AI might schedule you 'eventually.'
Try it →Simplifies everything. Really simplifies it.
Try it →Translates your words in seconds. Accuracy not guaranteed, or attempted.
Try it →It will be total paranoia after you use our AI tool.
Try it →You think you're a good liar? Just try us out.
Try it →You think you're indecisive? Just test our AI.
Try it →Why read the whole thing when our AI can break everything apart?
Try it →Want to be motivated? Look elsewhere. We deflate on contact.
Try it →We don't just check your grammar. We check your choices.
Try it →Your dream job is closer than you think. Wildly closer.
Try it →Ask us anything. We'll ask you to restart your router.
Try it →Astrology, but somehow more wrong.
Try it →Any dish. Any cuisine. Somehow, still toast.
Try it →We don't rate your password. We rate your choices.
Try it →Efficient scheduling, in the sense that it schedules more.
Try it →We know the forecast. We just don't believe it.
Try it →Turn 'answered emails' into 'led enterprise communications strategy.'
Try it →Break the ice. Or the room.
Try it →Ask about your career. Get unsolicited advice about everything else.
Try it →Every sentence, reduced to a single, often inappropriate emoji.
Try it →Submit your idea(s). We may try to steal it, we may not. We'll do what we wanna do with it.
Submit here →Every other company is promising smarter, faster, more capable AI. We looked at that promise and asked: what if not?